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salt the fields

Too bad Candy didn't salt the fields, or else she might not have birthed three ugly illegitimate children.
by ComradeAndrew July 20, 2008
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Fieldstoned

Past Tense Verb: The act of going to the Fieldston school, and then getting stoned, one would be Fieldstoned. The plural noun form Fieldstoners, derived from a comedic play on words involving the name of one of the NYC Ivy Leauge "Hill Schools", and narcotics.
Person #1:Man, that guy is so waaaay out of it.
Person #2:Yeah, I heard he goes to Fieldston. Guess he's a stoner.
Person #1:He is so Fieldstoned right now.
by Crashed_6 October 29, 2007
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FieldBall

A great new sport that combines the elements and skill of Soccer/Association Football, Handball, Basketball and Lacrosse.

This game is simple to learn and easy to play requiring very little equipment.

The game is played on a rectangular field with similar dimensions to that of American Football. The layout of the field is similar to that of Lacrosse. Nets are along a yellow or gold "goal line" about 20 yards from the endline inside a circular crease that had a red penalty dot at the top. Just below the penalty dot is a white offside line that extends the width of the field.

Two teams of 9 players (8 position players and 1 Goalkeeper) play a 60 minute game, split into two 30 minute halves with a 17 minute rest period.

Players may score with any part of their body including their head, feet, arms and hands in any area of the field except the goal crease.

A minimum of ONE pass per possession is required before a shot may be taken. If a player gets the ball and has a breakaway the must BOUNCE the ball ONCE to themselves at any point while in possession but it must be prior to their shot attempt.

Other than this there is no bounce/dribbling requirement.

Goals are each worth 2pts. While in-penalty shots are worth 3pts. Shootout goals are worth 1pt.
Teams that score the most points win the game.

Most contact is permitted, however, hits to the head, blindside hits, excessive force hits, and targeted hits to players not in possession of the ball are NOT permitted.
FieldBall, with it's Association Football and Lacrosse type roots may soon become an Olympic Sport.
by macky592 July 9, 2011
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Field Day

All that is holy and sacred in the Marine Corps. Thursday night when we all drink and laugh at the stupid boots running around the barracks with their mops and brooms.

Traditionally the drunker we get the more they clean, sometimes all night until the next morning's inspection. (Or until we pass out, which ever happens first) However in light of the large volume of pussies that have become Marines in recent years, "Field Day" as been regulated (actually raped) and turned into a pathetic half ass coast guard "general clean up."

The result of too many Marines crying and whinnying to their mothers about how unfair it is. (see also hazing & p.t. for more examples)

Now we must come up with new and more innovative ways of making the shower shoes suffer...
Me: "Hey sh*thead stop falling out of the run

Sh*thead: I can't help it, I'm too fat and lazy to keep up

Me: That's fine, I'll get it back during "Field Day" tonight
by USMC - Commanding August 31, 2007
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field

omg did u see that? woah so weird?
by mommatoe April 15, 2005
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field trip

tripping on lsd or any hallucinogen during school hours
Joe went on a field trip without the rest of his class, NAH'M SAYIN?

Dude.
by Jelard August 6, 2012
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force field

Any obstruction that could block you in any way, but does not block you if you move to the left or right in any measurable distance.
oh no we will never get past this force field (in other words a fence that spans 2 feet across)
by Bing Ordanate February 20, 2011
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