A girl or guy you keep around to make yourself appear more attractive. They usually have some outstanding quality like humor that makes them worth having around.
Bertha is funny,sweet and smart but she is my fat friend so everytime we hit up the club i get all the guys and the attention.
These mammals are extremely overprotective of their "Diet" food. If approached while they are consuming, the obese creature will attack with cow-like reflexes. When told to go on a diet, they will tend to bitch and moan about how they lost 3 pounds over the past 5 months.
Skinny person: Frank you really need to go on a diet.
Frank: Suck my dick!
Skinny person: Whens the last time YOU saw your dick?
Frank: ...You jerk! *cries and eats bucket of ice cream*
A supposed insult that office PC users use to mock their best friend's weight when they get yelled at in a Fortnite game. The exact meaning behind the phrase is still unknown due to the creator's refusal to explain himself, but many assume it refers to massive gastric inflations in one's body.
Friend: "I told you to revive me."
Office PC user: "I couldn't hear because of your fat asshole farting toxic!"
He's obsessed with big lesbians, he's been a punk rocker for most of his life, he sings kinda flat, he's not really so fat, but that's how he hits with a hook or a slice
Fat Mike I gotta let you know
It's not the tunes, it's their live show
And all the people you get to meet
Plenty of good vibes and decent drugs Stinky people give you hugs
Walk around in your bare feet