face custard

male ejaculate that ends up on a partners face, either intentionally or accidentally.

I think you have a bit of face custard on your chin.

by jimb0ne January 18, 2012

Eat Face

in snowboarding: to have an extremely bad fall which caused you to get a mouth full of snow.

this jump looks intense. I'm going to eat face

by steasefactor December 21, 2010

Party Face

When a girl/guy in their 20's party's SO much and SO hard they be looking like their in their 40's

"You see that chick over there, she's single"

"Yeah but that B has got mad Party Face tho"

by Sonny Black Monster April 25, 2014

Potato-faced

Describes a person whose face has no coherent shape or bone structure, somewhat resembling a potato.

Have you ever noticed that all of the girls' parents on 16 & pregnant are potato-faced hicks?

by Southparkfreak2 October 1, 2014

joto face

One whose face is most definitely homosexual looking.

Look at that joto face over their, he looks like Liberace.

by john nathansville October 20, 2007

Face date

Going to meet a female strictly To mouth pump a her regardless of what she looks like.

Wanna go to the bulls game with me?
Nope sorry i have a face date.

by vdux1 April 14, 2009

smooth face

describing someone with a complexion that reflects someone with a disability or particularly downs syndrome.

"Tom! Shut up you smooth face bastard!"

by clubba laing June 14, 2007