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Alpha Female

An Alpha Female is your typical Type A, loud-mouthed, confident, controlling, assertive, power-wielding Alpha Male, with a vagina instead of a dick. As with Alpha Males, it is often frightening if there's more than one of these in the same room.

Note: An Alpha Female is no more an "Alpha Bitch" than an Alpha Male is an "Alpha Cocksucker."
Me: "Sometimes I feel like I may be a bit emasculating, but my boyfriend doesn't seem to mind; he only likes Alpha Females. They hold their own."

My friend: "Yeah, that's true."
by AlphaLady September 29, 2005
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Alpha Female

An alpha female is a female human who is well aware of the fact that she is sexy, desirable, and everyone wants to fuck her, and maximizes this knowledge to control/dominate anyone and everyone around her. She flaunts her superiority over beta females and males in general with no fear of retribution. An alpha female may feign interest in a male to further her own agenda, but in reality no male can ever satisfy an alpha female, not even the alpha-est of alphas. By the standard definition, all alpha females are bitches, but it doesn't matter because you'd do anything to fuck them anyway. They know this as well.
Guy 1: She's so hot, I'd hit that

Guy 2: Eh, I wouldn't, she's kind of a bitch, I'm not really into alpha females

Guy 1: Whatever, you just keep telling yourself that

Guy 2: Yeah you saw right through me
by yupp395178 June 16, 2010
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1-10 Female Attractive Scale

When you rate a females beauty from 1 to 10. 1 being butt ugly and 10 being a goddess.
The 1-10 female attractive scale

Amir: Have you seen Riley?

Carl: Yeah she's a solid 7.

Amir: I know right
by Big Daddy 28 October 2, 2016
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Male/female oneletterlastname

Is a general term used to describe stupid people on Urban Dictionary trying to impress a friend or start something with their names. They will often write a sickening paragraph about how 'cute' or 'sweet' or 'amazing in bed' said person is, then read the "Write for a large audience." And "Don't name your friends." Rule and change the 'is so sweet and amazing and' to 'is USUALLY so sweet and amazing and'. Its like the same person writes the exact same crap over and over and over and over with different names.
Tim D -vb. to sex someone up n. man with a massive schlong vb.That whore just got timmed n.You hear about Bob? He is timming that chick.

Melanie - A name for a girl. french, means "dark". like dark hair, olive skin. people named melanie are always really pretty and super nice. just sexy, if you will. used to say it when seeing a pretty girl, but they obviously will never match up to her standards.

Male/female oneletterlastname - generic sickeningly disgusting explanation of over dramatised aspects of peoples personality, or how awesome said person is in bed
by Threedog April 2, 2015
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Cool female geek

A girl or woman, seen as good looking and hot, sometimes found sporting full sleeve tattoos and loved by many. Underlying this coolness exists the ability to knit, but to not look like one who knits, her coolness hiding her geeky ways. Very few in existence but have been sighted on the south coast of England but this has never been verified.
Wow, she's hot but she knits? That's one cool female geek!
by Blowfish71 September 12, 2016
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The criteria of sorting females into a definite scale of beauty/appeal or attractiveness.
by Born-To-Slay September 13, 2016
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kennedy female

Wired funny in usual unique very embarassing sometimes don't wanna meet them wolf at heart but only true if she is really small element is water
Odd ,likeble, little and smart sometimes kennedy female always has your back
by 🐺❤ January 15, 2018
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