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Everlong

an amazing song that is always played at weddings, I've heard like 800 times and I'm still not sick of it.
Me: Lemme go listen to Everlong
Kid: this is like the billionth time uv heard it man
by mike p April 15, 2004
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everywhere like such as

f) this all went over my head; everything you just said is a brilliant masterpiece of garbled incoherency.
g) a completely charming and diplomatic way to say wtf.

The phrase was coined by Lauren Caitlin Upton who gained international recognition for her brilliant masterpiece of garbled incoherency to a question posed to her during the 2007 Miss Teen USA pageant.
Q: What is the square of the charge of the electron divided by the speed of light times Planck’s constant.
A: ...everywhere like such as

For texting on a phone, IM, etc. this phrase been abbreviated to ELSA

Q: AMRMTYFTS (all my room mates thank you for the show)
A: ELSA?
by Konrad Roeder November 11, 2007
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everclear goggles

A form of distorted judgement far greater than beer goggles.
If beer goggles cause you to have sex with a less-than-attractive person, EVERCLEAR goggles would cause you to have sex with a dead animal.
Bob humped that frozen turkey for like three hours. He's wearing the everclear goggles again!
by 20th century dude November 26, 2007
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everto ex machina

The opposite of Deus Ex Machina. Translates to "the demon machine." Occurs in movies when a good guy is killed for no reason.
"Damn, Sam Jackson totally got the Everto Ex Machina in Deep Blue Sea."
by His_Name_Is_Zabo December 22, 2007
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Everlong

A word often used to describe a lengthy waiting period.

"I've been waiting here for you, everlong."
"I been waitin here 4 u Everlong"
by YaYeetBoi October 2, 2018
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liek if u cri everytiem

When someone or something dies an ironic death ppl say
LIEK IF U CRI EVERYTIEM
RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP
REST IN PEPPERONIS :((((((((
Faggot1: n0w w3 ju5t k1ll dis p1ggeh
*SLAYS WITH VIOLENT VICTORY SCREECH*
NormalLad1: liek if u cri everytiem
Rip rip rip
by Ur momma from canada June 26, 2017
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