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softwear engineer

an engineer who works on developing technology for advance and softest wear for the fabric industry. Average pay grade lies between pay worth 100 swim wears to 50 ballgowns.
Software engineers are losing their jobs, its now time to switch to softwear engineer.
by 19ratkiller January 23, 2021
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Quirky Engineer

When you stick your dick inside a girl, right after your buddy came inside her, and you get his cum all over your dick.
The worst thing about a Quirky Engineer is that you get your buddy's cum all over your dick!
by Deeznutz091980 March 28, 2024
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uncle thomas the tank engine

1 cocksucker: hey my uncle is thomas the tank engine, his name is uncle thomas the tank engine
2 cocksucker: shut the fuck up you faggot and stop snorting coke
by DreamyBullXXX is gay November 14, 2022
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Petting the Engine

When a foamer falls in love with a steam engine and pets it erotically while the engineer watches in fear.
Please Johnny, stop petting the engine.
by firehawkwu6 December 5, 2025
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That thing or person in your life that appears to exist simply to make your continued existence more difficult. This can be a friend, family member, colleague, pet, or just your hoopty that makes your life difficult. This is differentiated from a simple issue in that it can't easily be eliminated without substantial cost and rather than passively irritating you the PCIE appears to thrive on creating more trouble.
My personal chaos injection engine decided the set all my clothes on fire last night because I deleted "The Bold Type" from the DVR.
by Evil Architect June 26, 2018
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teenage engineering

Some company that came out of nowhere, spawned the rabbit r1, a weird overpriced tape recorder music player gadget and other oddball technology.
by glubglubglubglub September 5, 2025
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