Egg Cave

A browser game where you adopt virtual pets that start out as eggs and when people click or feed them, they grow.

I like to play Egg Cave.

by I really like him October 16, 2018

Egg salad

Someone who is annoying ass piece of motherfucking shit dick bitch.

You are a fucking egg salad

by Eye h8 u January 12, 2019

Egg Jizz

(n). The clear, long, stringy goo of an egg white that hangs from a cracked egg shell. Nasty looking stuff that resembles a body secretion.

I was cracking eggs for an omelet into a mixing bowl. The third egg had some egg jizz hanging off the shell, not wanting to fall off.

by boggler January 24, 2019

Egg juice

When you don't brush your teeth and your spit is yellow

Guys/girls I need to brush my teeth I have egg juice

by Torrie Lynn f January 25, 2019

Egg lord

Humpty Dumpty. beach.

Humpty Dumpty is a egg lord

by edgelord191 February 11, 2019

egg slap

Lifting up the penis and repeatedly slapping the balls back and forth as hard as you can

I liked when Aidan and me egg slapped yesterday

by Bigbody69 May 13, 2019

Egg White Facial

During sexual activity, preceding male ejaculation, an open flame blowtorch is lit and held directly in front of the penis. During ejaculation, the semen is heated and congeals into an egg-like solid. The resulting semen is to land on ones face toi complete the sex act.

*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial

"Hey gurl, wanna do an egg white facial? I have a blowtorch and a dick ;)"

"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"

by P00pyP00Pee May 14, 2019