Eating it plain

To perform analingus without the aid of a flavored substance such as ranch dressing or peanut butter.

She wanted me to toss her salad but since we didn't have any ranch I ended up eating it plain.

by beevi June 12, 2012

Eating some Brains

When a woman violently licks the ball sack while the man squeezes his nuts together to resemble a brain (aka The Brain). This action is like a zombie eating some brains.

Last night Lauren started groaning while we were doing it, next thing you know, she's eating some brains.

by td9187 April 1, 2013

eating taffy

Code-word for grabbing boobs.

Tom: Man, where were you?!

Brad: Sorry, I was eating taffy with Hanna!

Tom: Nice!

*highfive*

by The All-Powerful Definer November 3, 2013

eating clouds

The act of inhaling a (singular) breath of marijuana smoke, vapor, or sublimated concentrate fumes. Comparative to the act of 'shooting' or 'slamming' 1.5fl oz's of ethanol of any alcohol content or subsequent proof.

Circa Boulder, CO, USA - April 12, 2014 - (roughly) 4:20pm

Nick: What're you up to? I'm on my way back from the library.

Swell: Probably eating clouds then heading out to the bars, wanna join?

Nick: Yeah I'm in, I'm not trying to get cross faded.

Swell: Dank, see you soon

by ckboarderofboulder April 13, 2014

Eating turtle

Term used for eating a vagina that takes a long time to cum.

Kevin- Yo, bro last night I was eating out Sarahs coochi and she didnt cum for 3 hours. My jaw is fucked up

Steve- Eating turtle will do that to you. You have my sympathies.

Girl- Come ova chyea boy and eat dis turtle.
Boy- I dont want to be engulfed in your box for 2 days so.... No.

by BodiesByJustin June 27, 2014

Eating Streets

To go out alot or spend a lot of time outside.

Ben: What are we doing Chris.
Chris: Today we're gonna be eating streets.
Ben: Where we goin?
Chris: As many places as we can.

by Cool Guy August 16, 2015

elsting

The act of wanting all the benefits of a relationship without the feelings involved. Very much like "friends with benefits," but in this case including more than sex - for example, cuddling, cute couple cosplaying, cooking together... the domestic stuff as well as sex, simply without romantic attraction.

"Dude I'm elsting on her so hard."

by At Least Seven November 24, 2015