Sneaker's Ear

When sneaking around and everything sounds absolutely loud.

Jim: *knocked a CD down to carpet*
Jim's thoughts: "Either my Sneaker's Ear is worse than I thought, or I'm screwed."

by C. Applejackson June 27, 2012

Ear Dicked

When someone is spewing utter nonsense you have to just sit there an let it penetrate your mind. It's the step right before getting mind-fucked.

Man, that class is rough. I just got ear dicked by THAT professor again.

by Joe-Joeeee April 23, 2021

Ear Hustlin'

A.k.a. eavesdropping. This is just another word for it.

The other day I was ear hustlin' and i heard about the plan to kill the other member.

by J Staxx February 11, 2010

Satellite Ears

African Wild Dogs, for their adorably enormous and round ears.

Google African Wild Dogs or Painted Dogs, Satellite ears won't return results

by twist_ears February 28, 2011

Ear hole

The hole in your ear that you insert your AirPods into and give a good o’ll scratching.

Emma listens to music through her ear hole.

by Gamergurl2000 January 29, 2019

Ear Bag

A variation on the "tea bag"; a sexual undertaking in which the male dips his testicles into the woman's ear. The woman is usually in a prostrated or subordinate position for the expanse of the process.

Sometimes, a female may perform the actual bagging if they use a strap on scrotum, or get one of those testicle thingies that rednecks hang from their pick-up trucks.

While Bryan likes tea bagging, Jay loves to ear bag.

by DDB Man July 30, 2009

ear typing

When you're IM'ing a friend, and suddenly they type a load of gibberish, because they received a call, and held their smartphone to their ear, thus typing gibberish (it happened to me today)

Hey, I was chatting to Paul, when he said "xxtrrtr677867^%$Y&1222" afterwards, he told me he has been ear typing (typing with his ear)

by PV Person December 13, 2014