Eating Coal

When someone is really tripping about something or said something really stupid.
Michael: Did you hear what Kevin said last night?
Kobe: Man, Kevin is always eating coal.
by Wessiah December 27, 2019
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Eat a dick

When someone is a fuckhead and they try to boss you around
Jenny: Freddie go and clean the fridge
Freddie: jenny Eat A Dick
by Dirkdigglervaginatickler October 20, 2019
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Eat the apple!

Eat the apple...
Short for eat the apple, fu*k the core.
A phrase used by Marines to cathartically explain their disdain for the corps. Usually after getting fu*ked by the 'big green weenie".
SSGT speaking to a formation of Marines. "Well Gents, you were supposed to be on leave for the next 72 hours, but private pile here didn't clean his barracks room well enough. You will all now be staying late to field day your filthy rooms correctly and bring it up to the standards of our great corps.

Response from anonymous marine in formation. "Eat the apple!"
by Alby2141 November 20, 2022
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Victor Be Eating

A fat nigga that be eating hella hamburgers and other foods

Weakness: Food
Mayo: Aye bro where my hamburger go?

Victor Be Eating : 😳
Mayo: You fat bitch
by Thee Deezy October 19, 2020
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Eating at Mona's

Discrete reference to oral sex used in professional or formal social settings, or when you want to say something with a little more class than "eating pussy." Any name may be used, but Mona - as in moan - helps eliminate uncertainty. Variations include 'Dining Out/Eating Out at Mona's' or 'Getting takeout from Mona's.'
BIll (talking to Mike at office staff meeting): Hey, Mike, sorry I missed your call last night, I was eating at Mona's and couldn't get to the phone.
by CaliforniaYankee88 May 10, 2018
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Margar-eat

Verb: When you go out to drink margaritas and eat delicious Mexican inspired food.
Are we margar-eating tonight?

When we go to Salt and Lime to margar-eat, we are never disappointed.
by Rileythebest January 01, 2021
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Eating Streets

Someone who likes to go out alot or walk around outside aimlessly. Mostly used by Un Educated.
Ben: Mom where did Chris go?
Mom: Out eating streets
Ben: Jesus Christ he's never home.
by Cool Guy July 22, 2015
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