Dusty Surprise

When performing a 69 with an unknown cocaine drug smuggler and she then farts leaving you with, A Dusty Surprise

Ryan "Dude, that Mexican chick from last night is a drug smugler!"
Colin "Ya man I know! We were 69ing last night and she farted and gave me the biggest Dusty Surprise"
Ryan "Wow... did you snort it?"
Colin "Well yeah, I'm not an idiot"

by therealwhiteowl April 09, 2015

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Dusty Wagon

Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.

"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."

"Dusty wagon?"

"She was a dry ride...."

"Ouch."

"Chapped shafts all around bro...."

*tear rolls down eye*

by rocket_cat October 22, 2014

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Dusty Roomba

When a lesbian sticks a feather duster up her bum while eating pussy.

See 3rd definition for roomba

Damn, Jenny's new girlfriend gave her a dusty roomba on their first date.

by Desi Dukes July 09, 2017

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dusty bitch

pervert/someone with a dirty mind

"hey, jeremy just asked to do a charizard on me"

"what a dusty bitch"

by the ass jester June 27, 2021

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Dusty Yancey

Even though the other definition's say things about big penis, and muscled up. But i'm here to tell you the truth because the Dusty Yancey I know is a small penis and he's a 45 pound anorexic boy.;)

Also apply's to Dustin's as well

All the girls in the world see Dusty Yancey they all pull there pants up higher.

by author of the world February 02, 2018

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