tampon drunk

Soaking a tampon in alcohol than shoving it in your vagina or asshole to make you feel drunk

Her mom can smell alcohol in her breath so we have to get tampon drunk

by Fuk'n Twat Nugget December 28, 2014

raptor drunk

A degree of drunk where the drunk person tucks their arms up close to their chest, kinda like a trex. They will sway and wobble, sometimes giving out drunken yells or loud exclamations that (while drunk) sound like roars.

James: Uugh, my head hurts, how bad was I at the party last night?

Dalton: No worries bro, you were only raptor drunk!

by Smashasaurus December 24, 2013

drunk Eddie

An alcoholic degenerate of the worst kind

Did you see that guy crash the 3 year olds birthday party for free liquor! he's definitely a drunk Eddie

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 21, 2023

drunk funk

Drinking so much to avoid depression that you get depressed about how much you're drinking.

Ever since that 1st adoption class they make you take, I've been in a drunk funk

by JimHolt April 8, 2017

drunk chuckle

A chuckle let out by someone visibly intoxicated in rapid succession, similar to how one may imagine a chipmunk may sound if tickled

“My guy, you’re crazy right now.”
“heheheheheheheh” (at double speed)
“My man just let out a drunk chuckle”

by squallman April 12, 2019

j drunk

When you drink way too much way too fast

Oh man, I drank a case of beer in 4 hours, I was j drunk.

by tyd May 25, 2015

Miguel Drunk

When your Spanish friend has 4 beers and is somehow intoxicated already to the point where he doesn’t remember jumping through his wall or flirting with his friend’s girlfriend

“You got so Miguel Drunk last night, I thought we were going to have to take away your 4Runner keys!”

by LmaoAtThisGuy February 24, 2019