Mandy had way too much of things and ended up home early on Friday. Instead of wasting time online posting nonsense and feeling like her life was trash, she did some drunk laundry and Saturday morning seemed more promising
by von groovy March 8, 2019
Get the drunk laundrymug. When you are so drunk that when attempting to have sex, you fail to make proper thrust movements and just wiggle and flop. Like a fish on dry land.
by Drifter766 April 19, 2015
Get the Fish Drunkmug. An unspoken, unilateral agreement exonerating an individual or group of any consequence of any action performed while blind shit-faced drunk, or merely tipsy. Either way dude. Go nuts.
Judge: You stand accused of willful destruction of private property, public indecency, reckless endangerment, and assault for committing the act of defecating in, on, and around the gas tank of one Principal Gumblefudger, fully naked and covered in raspberry vinaigrette dressing and yelling "Fuck the British! Long live the Confederacy!", as the car was in motion and being driven by the principal's daughter, all the while in full view of the school's occupants as they assembled in the parking lot for the annual Casimir Pulaski day parade! Jesus Brother-Sucking Christ, do you have anything to say for yourself? How could you possibly plead to fully acknowledge the extent of your public malice?
Defendant: Sorry, I guess. Drunk rules.
Judge: Oh, my bad. Sorry dude, I didn't realize. Well shit. You wanna get a drink or something?
Defendant: Got any raspberry vinaigrette dressing?
Judge: Hells ya.
Defendant: Hells ya.
Defendant: Sorry, I guess. Drunk rules.
Judge: Oh, my bad. Sorry dude, I didn't realize. Well shit. You wanna get a drink or something?
Defendant: Got any raspberry vinaigrette dressing?
Judge: Hells ya.
Defendant: Hells ya.
by oogaboogatrumpa69.5 May 3, 2018
Get the Drunk Rulesmug. This is when a guy is so drunk that his noodle isn't going to get hard. Don't keep trying because it isn't going to happen till the morning. It's not his fault its the alcohol.
girl 1: Did you and Joe have fun last night after the party? girl 2: No. He had a drunk noodle and after playing with it for 15 minutes it wasn't happening. The next morning we rocked each others world.
by jimmybomm July 13, 2020
Get the drunk noodlemug. A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.
by Don't know don't care October 9, 2015
Get the Drunk onemug. So drunk that people question if they should call the ambulance for you. Regular amount of drunk for scandinavians
by Lobster<3 June 23, 2022
Get the scandinavian drunkmug. Sun-drunk is defined as a condition that occurs in the hour after one experiences heavy, prolonged sun exposure. Symptoms include giddiness, intense feelings of certainty and calmness, and overall sensations of peace.
In a state of sun-drunkeness, it is best to just take it slow and go with the flow, especially if you're low on energy. In extreme cases, users must decompress and spend some time in the shade in order to fully recover their bearings.
In a state of sun-drunkeness, it is best to just take it slow and go with the flow, especially if you're low on energy. In extreme cases, users must decompress and spend some time in the shade in order to fully recover their bearings.
Hey, are you okay? You look totally out of it.
Yeah, I'm fine - I just spent a few hours laying in the sun and I'm feeling kinda out of it. I think I'm sun-drunk!
Yeah, I'm fine - I just spent a few hours laying in the sun and I'm feeling kinda out of it. I think I'm sun-drunk!
by tibular September 22, 2022
Get the Sun-drunkmug.