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raptor drunk

A degree of drunk where the drunk person tucks their arms up close to their chest, kinda like a trex. They will sway and wobble, sometimes giving out drunken yells or loud exclamations that (while drunk) sound like roars.
James: Uugh, my head hurts, how bad was I at the party last night?

Dalton: No worries bro, you were only raptor drunk!
by Smashasaurus December 24, 2013
mugGet the raptor drunkmug.

Drunk Walrus

A walrus that broke into a wine cellar, and drank everything. Caution, they are very dangerous. Charjabugs are better.
There's a drunk walrus. Go near him. (cruel joke)
by CharjabugGD March 8, 2017
mugGet the Drunk Walrusmug.

tampon drunk

Soaking a tampon in alcohol than shoving it in your vagina or asshole to make you feel drunk
Her mom can smell alcohol in her breath so we have to get tampon drunk
by Fuk'n Twat Nugget December 28, 2014
mugGet the tampon drunkmug.

Drunk Shuffling

Being able to shuffle 40% better while drunk because of the feeling of your feet sliding across the ground when your drunk or stoned.
That guy came in second place in the anual shuffle comp, if he were Drunk Shuffling he'd come first..
by LéKHOLE November 2, 2010
mugGet the Drunk Shufflingmug.

tongue drunk

In essence, a combination of "cotton mouth" or drying of the mouth and tongue and a lingering flavor/odor of alcohol that can't be eliminated with mints, mouthwash or tooth brushing as the result of drinking. Usually accompanied with a hangover.
My wife complains about good morning kisses whenever I'm tongue drunk.
by Pkbah November 2, 2018
mugGet the tongue drunkmug.

face drunk

When you're so drunk, you talk all up in a friend's or stranger's face.
You can tell Kristin is face drunk, huh? She is right up in that dude's face.
by k_elie September 6, 2015
mugGet the face drunkmug.

Phone Drunk

(adj) - A lack of coordination and/or concentration while performing a task caused by the simultaneous use of a cellular device.
#1.
Person1: that girl is staggering around trying to put a sign up while on her phone.

Person2: She's Phone Drunk.

#2.
Person1: Wow she crashed into that guy's car because she was distracted by her cell phone.

Person2: Sounds like she was Phone Drunk.
by TecKrieger August 12, 2012
mugGet the Phone Drunkmug.

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