Dildo

A children's toy used to smoothen hands and teach young ones new skills

"mum can I please have the dildo I did all my homework"

by Phatpussyyyyumm January 17, 2019

DikDoker

A completely obtusely uneducated individual that uniformly receives their "scientific information" off of the social media platform, TikTok. Typically, a Gen-Zer (not exclusively) who is commonly associated with Millennials who has gone through the schooling systems of late that allow graduation without being even literate, yet claim they are widely more "informed" or "researched" on a topic. Typically, posting this on another social media platform of choice with a wide audience, such as Twatter or Fuckbook.

Did you see Pat's posts from TikTok from a podiatrist on not getting vaccinated? They even said they'd get the poke if the FDA officially approved it, but now they won't because they "researched it" and posted the video as their clinical research. What a fucking DikDoker.

by tiredjusttired August 25, 2021

Dildo Faggot

A ginger who indulge in various activities such as; CBT and Pegging

Hey John go peg that Dildo Faggot

by Lolerrr December 8, 2021

welfare dildo

When take a shit in a condom and freeze it to later use for masturbation

Marge had a welfare dildo in her freezer.

by bolognaround January 21, 2015

sausage dildo

Shitting into a condom, tying it closed, and using it as a dildo.

"That's an amazing sausage dildo Sydney!"

by Dean Dingus August 17, 2016

Rocky Dildoa

1.Someone who thinks their solid, but is just really gay.
2.Makes themselves seem like they're hard but run away at the first sign of danger.
3.Thinks they are Rocky Balboa but really love it up the arse.

That kid over their is acting like Rocky Dildoa, go bang the queer.

by Rocky Dildoa December 5, 2018

Dildo smash

to pulverize someones head with a recently used dildo, ranging from 6-14 inches long.

GUY 1-"dude last night was flucked. i bought my girlfriend this cool vibrating dildo. she liked it so much after she used it she proceeded to pummel my face with it. "

GUY 2-"sounds to me like you got dildo smashed."

GUY 1-"yah bro. shit hurts and the worst part was she screamed DILDO SMASH while she did it."

by unicorn rapist May 20, 2012