Dildo Baggins

A Dildo Baggins is a miniature dildo used by dwarf ladies to pleasure themselves while their men are out. Am average dildo baggins is about 3 inches

She had to use her dildo Baggins until Frodo got home.

by REGGIESHITS August 31, 2022

kosher dildo

The act of inserting a Hebrew national hotdogs into one's orphice for sexual pleasure

Megan, being Jewish, could not wait for her kosher dildo after temple. She went to the store to find Hebrew national hotdogs. Kosher meat for a kosher girl, she said.

by Rtlm2007 December 14, 2023

dildo brain

a name you call someone when they are acting dumb or stupid and making you mad

Hey you! You’re such a dildo brain

by BurritoEater101 April 9, 2024

Dildo

It is a adult toy that men and woman use to put in their vagina and or anus to simulate having sexual intimacy

I just used my dildo and I have a orgasem

by Queff chef November 23, 2023

sausage dildo

When someone takes a shit on a condom and uses it as a dildo.

I didn´t have money for a normal dildo, so I made a sausage dildo

by TheSemen August 30, 2016

cucumber dildo

when you get a cucumber and carve a pp head in it then use it as a dildo

Chloe: Hey Emily?
Emily: Yes?
Chole: I made my own cucumber dildo last night. It was so nice I cummed!
Emily: No problem.

by JustinBieberLover1223 September 22, 2020

Dildo

A long rubber toy used by women to fill their pussy

I'm horny, let me stick my dildo in me

by pornisthebest March 30, 2023