Dad Beer

Dad Beer:

1. n. Cheap, re-released domestic beer popular during the early to mid 20th century now purchased by younger consumers due its novelty and inexpensive price.

2. Beer that tastes like the first sip of your dad's beer when you were 10.

Ex. Pabst Blue Ribbon, Shlitz, Coors, Miller High Life, Miller Genuine Draft, Carling Black Label, Blatz, Red Dog, Budweiser, Colt 45, Strohs, anything that comes in a 30 pack for under $20.

"Whoa, $12 for a case of Blatz?! Dude, this tastes like piss!"

"Yeah, man. It's dad beer!"

by KristophShredski January 16, 2013

dad joke

A dad joke sounds like a bad joke, but it's not.

Dad: My son says I only make 'dad jokes'. What's a 'dad joke'?
Dad: "A dad joke" sounds like "a bad joke", but it's not.
Dad: Got it. Thanks, dad.

by cjfinks August 30, 2015

Dad jeans

Jeans with a relaxed fit, pockets high on the butt, worn by dads to embarrass you.

Oh my god, can you believe Joe is wearing those fugly dad jeans?!

by piranha84 September 21, 2016

dad dicking

The Eagles really got dad dicked by the Browns this week.

Dad Dicking; A dicking so good it could only be administered by a father.

by mcweaksause November 22, 2020

dad and son sex

when a son falls in love with his father and wants to have sex with him is the act of dad and son sex

the son was watching a movie when his dad bent over to pick up a tissue from the ground so the son approached his butt and started to rub it and pull down his pants then he started to kiss it and fuck it while the dad was picking up the tissue he started moving to his room to have proper sex and ended up inserting his rock hard cock in his sons ass. after that the son got a razor to shave his dad because it was a weird kink of his and stared at his ass and cock again so he started to fuck him once again. the dad and son sex was the most relieving part of the whole day for both participants.

by ayatussy March 13, 2022

dad jimmit

Used in a situation to express displeasure, annoyance, angst, being "fed up", but said situation not warranting as extreme a response as god dammit. Originated in the southeastern U.S. around the late 90's. Also known as the close relative to the phrase dad gum.

DAD JIMMIT! If my computer crashes one more time I'm going to go postal on its ass.

Cubicle nerd: The dad jim Coke machine just ate my dad jim money!
Fellow cubicle nerd: bummer

by Crash D June 26, 2005

dad-ass

When a dad, does something bad-ass...plain and simple.

Dude your dad just bought you a car?! That is so dad-ass!

by JeJ-E3E April 14, 2010