crunk

An inept, baffling "variant" (if you can call it that) of hip hop popularized by Lil' Jon and the Eastsize Boyz, signified by completely rudimentary beats, laughably simplistic riffs, and total production values that make even the worst of dance music listenable in contrast to crunk.

"Hey man, what is this crunk shite?!"

by Sparda January 15, 2005

Crunked

The act of being excessivly drunk and high on good 'ol Mary Jane at the same time!

"Yo bob, i went to a bush party last night and was SO crunked!"

by Lauren January 27, 2005

Crunk Juice

The combination of Red Bull, Vodka and Ketchup

Guy 1: Lets get some crunk juice!

Guy 2: whats the ketchup for?

by This is SodaAddict619 November 28, 2011

crunching

The act of taking a crunch

Hey Drewb's, quit buggin me, I'm crunching . . .

by DrFoot October 25, 2003

crunk

Being high and drunk at the same time.

I was crunk at the party

by L-dawg May 13, 2005

Crunk Brothers

Having the same person you always get crunked with. It could be your bestfriend it could be your brother, it could be your girlfriend, it dont matter.

Hey POOTS you wanna come get crunked tonight? Me Addison and Cameron are going to some party and we be getting fucked up on some Caribou Lou. Thats how we Crunk Brothers get down.... NigNog

by Ondre January 1, 2007

Crunk Blast

In baseball, hitting the ball over the outfield fence between the foul poles (or making contact with either foul pole) without first touching the ground or outfield fence; i.e., a home run.

I got Texas and the over in this game. C'mon Josh Hamilton, we need a crunk blast here.

by TommG August 22, 2008