fat cow

more like bacow was here. laffo. prank'd.

mindo: "where's fatcow?"
dan: "he didn't come to school because he's fat and lazy"

by mindo May 25, 2004

Cow Patty

Gateway Computers

The reason why Gateway Computers has a cow as a spokesman is because, just like a cow patty, Gateway Computers comes from a cow's ass.

by Al "Nappy Hair" Sharpton October 5, 2009

cow tongue

a person who sucks a lot of dick (a ugly person)

yo shirley is a cow tongue

by jimmy bob heffner June 23, 2011

Club Cow

is a homosexual male, who is actively engaged in the gay club scene, that tends to eat large, unhealthy meals, several times a day. No matter now much a club cow eats, he somehow seems to maintain his thin, muscular figure without working out. How he does this, is unknown at this time.

A homosexual male eats a footlong hero from for dinner. When he is finished, his stomach is not bloated at all. It is flat and his 6-pack abs are still, very much visible. He is known a "Club Cow."

by Chris P Treat February 11, 2010

Magic Cow

The magic cow is the least attractive girl out of a group of young woman. The phenomenon often occurs at college parties when a young group of girls go out to party. The magic cow cock blocks all the man at the party and makes sure that none of the guys at the party have sex with her female friends.

Person A: At the Kappa Sigma party those girls from the east side dorm were bangin'.

Person B: Yeah but the magic cow cock blocked everyone and was a total buzz kill.

by $DollaBillz$ August 14, 2010

cow tipping

A theory that town people think is true. When gay little fuckers go out in the pasture thinking a cow sleeps standing up (them little faggots). They try to push it over but realize the cow is awake and start running but slips and falls into cow shit. Then thier little rich scrubby ass goes home dirty and crying saying they want to sue the cow.

Joe went cow tipping and then went home crying to his mommy that night. That stupid little queerish faggot cum sucking mammas bitch that thinks cows sleep standing up...dumb rich town fucker

by monkey April 21, 2005

Cow Eyes

How a females eyes look when she attempts to look in the eyes of the person she is giving a blow job.

Don't give me cow eyes, watch what you're doing.

by mssiege November 15, 2009