Our country used to be free but we were so busy playing video games we didn't notice the fascists take over; now we're plagued by couch potatotalitarianism
by Morriebunned May 29, 2017
Get the couch potatotalitarianism mug.When your genitals develop a smelly smell after prolonged couch sitting. Usually from build up of sweat from sitting too long and/or persitant need of showering.
I spent the day off playing video games and my girlfriend wont have sex with me because I have couch crotch.
I really need to shower, I have some serious couch crotch.
I really need to shower, I have some serious couch crotch.
by Lilbritt October 22, 2018
Get the Couch crotch mug.1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching p0rnpoise, because the concept of true human connection perplexes them.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching p0rnpoise, because the concept of true human connection perplexes them.
Well… that Jim Dave Vance fellow turned out to be a real, self-described couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?
by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024
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Did you hear Trump made that fucking hypocrite couch humper his running mate? Yeah I hope he’s prepared himself for the MAGA mob to pull him up on a noose.
by Yum yum police July 22, 2024
Get the couch humper mug.In a place, i.e. a dorm room, where space is very limited, and the only available section of the room that is available to put a couch, is where a bed would normally reside. not recommended for large heavy couches, or a place to perform sexual acts. also discouraged, is the use of alcoholic beverages before the use of a couch-loft.
by bmcasler March 17, 2010
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someone that let's people get away with things because they don't have a backbone to stand up for themselves.
someone that let's people get away with things because they don't have a backbone to stand up for themselves.
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by samalo August 30, 2022
Get the couch mug."The other day I got caught couching by my mom."
"Bro the couch the couch was squeakier than Mickie mouse."
"Bro the couch the couch was squeakier than Mickie mouse."
by RaT_DicK February 9, 2023
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