Someone who is extremely proficient at stealing cookies without being spotted, regardless of how many people are in the vicinity.
by DLTZ April 28, 2013
Get the Cookie Ninjamug. by the one time poster August 4, 2009
Get the colon cookiemug. by PurpsJL November 4, 2017
Get the cookie slutmug. 1. <Noun> The impossibly difficult to avoid selection of cookies or other pastries found at the cashier of supermarkets and small stores. "Donations" offered for chartity cookies help maligned, misfortuned children or animals and often display a picture of said creatures by the cookies, begging for your patronage or fear suffering damnation or, at least, bad karma.
2. <Noun> a) The uncomfortable responsibility one feels when offering sex in sympathy or support, b) The actual sexual body part dubbed cutely in confectionary delight.
2. <Noun> a) The uncomfortable responsibility one feels when offering sex in sympathy or support, b) The actual sexual body part dubbed cutely in confectionary delight.
1. "Hey, where did you get that delicious looking cupcake?"
"I bought it and two other charity cookies for the Homeless Chincillas Drive."
2. Although husband and wife were fighting only moments ago, some things she said made her feel bad, so she offered him a charity cookie.
"I bought it and two other charity cookies for the Homeless Chincillas Drive."
2. Although husband and wife were fighting only moments ago, some things she said made her feel bad, so she offered him a charity cookie.
by Krzyzewski99 January 5, 2012
Get the Charity Cookiemug. A large round hole in the sand, created and rutted out by SXS and ATV's. Undetectable and hidden along the horizon to the human eye. You don't know it's there until it's too late; or you've hit it before!
by OregonDuneCrew July 1, 2019
Get the cookie trenchmug. by Mygearisdown December 8, 2010
Get the Shortbread cookiesmug. Student 1: Moe is such a chair cookie!
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.
Student 2: Chair cookie.
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.
Student 2: Chair cookie.
by News Crew November 27, 2009
Get the Chair Cookiemug.