connecticut

the most boring state ever

stop complaining there are literally people who live in connecticut

by sksksksksk5 July 25, 2019

Conner

Big Dick Sexy Ass Dummy Thicc Fucking Beast

Conner Is A Thicc Ass Bitch With Huge Fire Cock

by Niggger Nazi 13 February 13, 2020

Ethiopian Connection

When your connection while playing online games is so terrible that you are in the "red" and you appear to be flying around and slowing the whole game down.

Guy #1: Wow i just got owned by some dude flying around.

Guy #2: Must have an Ethiopian connection.

by Maershade April 13, 2011

glove connection

Not unlike the giddy, starry-eyed state of a couple who have newly fallen in love, forging an indestructible bond known as a "love connection" (see Chuck Woolery's popular 1980s game show for examples), a glove connection is the unbreakable bond between me, myself, + I.

More to the point, it is the special bond between one's self + one's own genitalia; a bond that is strengthened by the act of self-love (masturbatory exercises).

Having been jilted once again by a hard-hearted harlot, LaVondrius took matters into his own hands + decided to make a glove connection.

by bananabl May 16, 2011

Conner

A kid who's basically a huge asshole. He's a blonde-haired dick head who can't be beat in knockout basketball or he'll rage and call you a faggot while pointing the middle finger at you. then he will kick the game ball across the court and go cry in a corner.

Guy-"I played a game of knockout against what's his name and he raged and kicked the ball like an asshole."

Girl- "Oh you mean Conner."

Guy-"yeah thats the one."

by THEFUCKINGTRUTHBITCH!!! November 10, 2014

Confetti

A joyful ejaculation which erupts into a spray of confetti just like the "Happy Birthday Grunt" mode from Halo 3!

"It is obvious that Nick had a confetti because after he wanked off there were colorful bits of paper all over the place!"

by PSYCHO DANE January 6, 2008

connetishit

it's conneticuit; no cell service, no city life, a helluva lot of cows! (this comes from a person from New york. No hating to the people, just the area. it's very pretty, mind you, just boring is its downside)

"Welcome to Connetishit- home of the everlasting slab of rock that IS the Adirondacks"

by DruishPrince$$ February 6, 2007