Black coffee

Black coffee is black money that you earn illegally
Do you have a job?
Yea I make black coffee
by Ham der December 29, 2015
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Is coffee good for you

Phrase popular on various image board websites such as 4chan.org. It's a phrase used to mock posters which ask mundane questions alongside a sexual image.

References a meme in which a figure is seen holding up an image of an anime girl to a crowd, asking "Is coffee good for you?".
>OP: posts thread asking about the weather alongside a sexual image

>Anon: "Is coffee good for you?"
by (((shekels))) April 09, 2020
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coffee turns cold

Just like the moon, i will love you silently from afar
like we were once as warm as coffee, before everything turned cold - coffee turns cold
by badasspig April 29, 2023
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Coffee Lock

1.a huge fucking homo lock who blows his dad's cock.

2.a dildo loving cocaine whore.

3.a flaming ass monkey.

Related words: faggot, queer, homo
You look like a coffee lock with those pink short shorts on Steve.
by wtfnoobfan June 09, 2004
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Coffee Grounds

The act of shoving ones asshole into a sleeping person with chocolate syrup inside your asshole, as you sit on the person you release your asshole and slowly dip the chocolate syrup into them.
God damn that Coffee grounds we gave cam last night made me laugh so hard!
by Alex weeks June 25, 2007
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Coffee Shop Revolutionary

An individual (coffee shop revolutionary) or group of individuals (revolutionaries) who speculate on the utopia that "could be" following radical societal, governmental, and cultural change without actually taking action to do initiate it.

These coffee shop revolutionaries are comparable to "Armchair Generals" and "Armchair Politician's".

The prefixes of "Coffee Shop-" or "Armchair-" imply that the individual or individuals who desire reform or change lack the interest in making the sacrifices to take part in it. They are also the people who have the luxury of playing the all-knowing spectator to an event or social situation. An armchair general, for example, is a civilian one who believes he has all the solutions to a war which he formulated while sitting in his recliner in front of the television or while reading a newspaper.
Person 1: Our government needs to implement welfare reform, give greater tax breaks to middle and lower class, and improve international relations.

Person 2: Definitely! Someone should do something!

Person 1: I know. Our government sucks. Too bad I'm a Coffee Shop Revolutionary and won't do anything about it.

Person 2: Me too. I'm going to get another chai tea, want one?

by RealMadrileno March 04, 2007
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Coffee Cup Cunnilingus

The act of licking the foam from the inside of a coffee cup, often compared to a sexual act due to how enjoyable and suggestive it is.
Guy 1: Dude, how'd you get cappuccino froth all over you face?
Guy 2: Oh, I performed coffee cup cunnilingus a minute ago.
Guy 1: Shit, you got some in your eyebrows.
Guy 2: Yeah I really get into it.

Girl: That's kinda hot.
by jag-d August 04, 2011
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