chocolate torpedo

When you take a shit and freeze it so it looks like a big torpedo, then take the frozen shit and proceed to throat dick that hoe with that shit.

Denise asked me for a chocolate torpedo last night, bitches throat ain't gonna be right for a month.

by Stushkushnpuss April 17, 2016

Chocolate todger

An old fashioned, vulgar word for cigar. Mainly used by the poor.

- you got any chocolate todger's

-Nah, sorry mate.

by K. Lewis June 3, 2018

Chocolate Rudolph

The act of giving or receiving a blow job from the back while you are bent over at a 90 degree angle. The person giving the Chocolate Rudolph will then have a brown nose from touching your stink hole.

Betty denied sucking Pete off from the back but she couldn't hide the fact that she had a chocolate Rudolph nose.

by K0n Artist April 13, 2014

Chocolate Mongoose

A giant turd.

Sorry I'm late, I had to battle a chocolate mongoose.

by Ptolomy Fife March 30, 2017

chocolate blumpkin

Two expensive hookers fight over giving you a regular blumpkin, only this time one is holding a newspaper above her head while the other plays a xylophone to the tune of "Through the fire in flames."

Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.

Dude, I got a chocolate blumpkin last night! Ended up with my legs behind my ears and it was awesome. one of the hoes fucked up the last chorus though...

by weow weow January 20, 2015

Chocolate Chimney

The canal of the ass

I cleaned james chocolate chimney out with my prickly strap on dildo. While he read a book.

by Shitbird1968 August 24, 2018

Chocolate Genie

When you’re holding in an imminent F5-rated dump, yet somehow are coerced into sexual activity. Despite all mind over matter efforts, mid thrust, voila!!! a choco genie appears. Most sex partners frown upon its arrival, but the dump grants three wishes, so many creators accept the choco genie and express satisfaction in their masterpiece.

“I wasn’t ready Stan, I desperately needed to dominate my toilet, but Janet wanted to bone. I hated those sheets anyway, she got what she deserved and I’ll always cherish my little chocolate genie.”

by Maverick187 September 30, 2010