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Leash Child

A child who is restrained on a leash usually being dragged by an un-attentive parent. These children can usually be seen at wal-mart, disneyland, grocery stores, or any other generally large area.

The said leash can come in many different styles ranging from the standard which makes it look like a dog harness wrapped around a child to the newer style where the leash is attached to some ugly little backpack so the parent doesn't feel as bad when people stare and can pretend like their child is wearing it because they like it.

Seeing these children usually make you think of a dog on a leash when the child strays too far the parent will either just keep strolling along dragging the poor child behind or give the leash a good tug there-by forcing said child back at their side.
Shelby: did you just see that leash child?

Melissa: Yeah, poor thing.
Shelby: lets cut the leash and free him!

Ashley: I saw a leash child today at wal-mart
Danny: Was the mom dragging it down the isles?
Ashley: Ya she didn't even notice until he got stuck on a display case
by mcaitlen March 30, 2011
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fatherless child

This phrase is used when someone does something so unthinkably degenerate that everyone in the group realises that they were never raised with a father figure.

Yashin is a great example of a fatherless child as he is a bit of a mental patient but lacks the cognitive ability to realise it.
Timmy: *Plays AP Ezreal*
The squad: *ANOTHER FATHERLESS CHILD*

QUEUE THE BLUEFACE
by Kash money man March 1, 2022
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all my children

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That is the name of the main character, Erica Kane... (played by Susan Lucci)
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Child Lord

A child lord is a person who was born in a small town and can control anyone. Hitler was a child lord. Only one is born per century. Generally a Child Lord is born into a bad situation. This causes the child's development to be changed and sometimes they become able to control anyone. If a Child Lords powers are used wisely good things come from them.
The twentieth century's Child Lord killed millions of people.
by Ph.D.Ph.D. Bear October 15, 2016
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child

There are multiple types of children, so i'll list them here:

Gamer: The 8-12 year old that you see on popular violent games, and the ones that you hear screeching swear words they don't even know down their microphone at you or the team you're in. They tend to be the most obnoxious, dumbest and unskilled players you'd probably ever see on a server. Way too spoiled by their parents, and progress to be basement dwellers or tesco cashiers.

Innocent: The innocent is usually 3-10 and usually very cute, as they have not yet discovered the real world. People are drawn to innocent children as they remind them of a time long forgotten - when it was okay to be happy. Could either be smart or dumb, but both are cute, and both babble nonsensical bullshit that adults laugh at.

Broken: A broken child is the polar opposite of an innocent child. ages 3-12, were the spawn of really shitty alcoholic parents who probably neglect them, and therefore, they become total maniacs and do stupid shit, and long story short, end up in prison.

Children are the result of parenting, so if you got one, you better take good fucking care of them, because they are our future.
#1:
Gamer: Your a fag go eat shit dick
Me: Can you stop you stupid child? your hurting my ears, and my k/d ratio with your crappy skills.
Gamer: Fuck off rapist!

#2
Innocent: Whoa is that a train? lets go on it dad! please it looks so cool!
Father, smiling: Not today buddy, not today. *under his breath* thats for when you're older and gotta use it to go to slave labour

#3
inmate: So how did you get here?
broken: My dad starved me so i took my anger out on a cop
by Djchu December 17, 2018
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