Churchie

The new British five pound notes that are fly as fuck. Churchill is on those bad boys, hence Churchies. "We shall fight on the beaches", because we literally do not give a fuck.

"Mate, roll us a churchie, gonna bash these lines"

by radio perfection November 13, 2016

Miku Church

The collective term for fans of Miku Nakano from the Quintessential Quintuplets. They are the most peaceful of the fanbase, fully enjoying Miku instead of pointlessly bickering. You can spot them if they are wearing her trademark headphones, her blue hoodie, or both. They also likely study Japanese history.

Dan: I'm gonna join the Miku Church, I think. She's the best girl after all.
Other Quint fans: B-but...

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

Christian Church

A place commonly mistaken as a peaceful place of worship and prayer, but is actually in reality a place where people with schizophrenia go to make sense of the voices in their head, the rich get richer, and pedophiles find new little boys.

"Did you hear about that time that christian lady from the christian church on Holy Road screamed she heard god in that walmart while St.Henry was fucking that 8 year old boy in the bathroom?"
"Which one?"

by Airylist November 29, 2020

going to church

early Sunday morning code for going to score...

lyft driver: what do you have planned for today?
you: we're going to church

by hollyRoxxx May 12, 2020

niall the church boy

Niall the church boy give it a rest Niall the bad boy more like

So Niall is the church boy? Niall the church boy give it a rest… Niall the bed boy more like.

by Larrys_hoe69 September 29, 2021

Charlotte Church

A Welsh crossover singer who started out as a child prodigy at the age of 11, in 1997 singing "Pie Jesu" by Andrew Lloyd Webber via telephone to a live television audience. Her albums include Voice of an Angel, Charlotte Church, Enchantment, and others. She is a classically trained soprano and has a rich but very pure voice. At one point she was considered for the roles of Hermione Granger in Harry Potter and Christine Daae in The Phantom of the Opera, but could not make the cut due to varying reasons. Although she crossed over to pop music with the album Tissues and Issues, she is better known for her classical work when she was a teenager. She has a tendency to be controversial at times (I'm just saying) and currently has two children.

Charlotte Church is the best classical singer ever!!

by amorailuv July 26, 2010

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023