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Carpet Man

It is used to negatively describe a man who is always assertive with women, and it's used as an "entryway's carpet" by them (women metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.
Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
by sudbab December 13, 2021
mugGet the Carpet Manmug.

Fancy Carpet

Slang for a fursuit, coined by youtuber Odin Wolf
"I just got my first Fancy Carpet I'm so excited!"
"I'm saving up to get my Fancy Carpet"
by Fancy Carpet June 17, 2021
mugGet the Fancy Carpetmug.

Carpet Muncher

A life-form dancing on the spot
Oh they were fit as fiddles, those carpet munchers
by Elitelixir April 23, 2023
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braided carpet

When you and your partner both have not shaved in a long time and you have sex and your pubs get braided together.
"Yo I'm about to go to my girls house and I forgot to shave I hope we don't get ,braided carpets"
by White_chocolate69 November 20, 2017
mugGet the braided carpetmug.

banana carpet

weird phrase (hopefully never used) to describe a carpet that someone hs spilled yellow lotion onto. this is a phrase you most likely will never use
"man you wont believe it. when i bought home that lotion i fucking spilled it and pulled a banana carpet
by ppsucker49 October 15, 2019
mugGet the banana carpetmug.

carpet magician

A person who eats the lady cat without caring if it has hair on it or not
Bro she just called you mr.carpet magician
by Anomie’s November 22, 2022
mugGet the carpet magicianmug.

Carpet Dying

When you Fucking a bitch and you pee in her hair
" Yo, me and Samantha did some carpet dying last night! best thing every!"
by Foulcreature March 21, 2022
mugGet the Carpet Dyingmug.

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