beef cigar

a dick,the male sex organ

jose is gonna hit the beef cigar

by DR FERN November 17, 2004

Beef

This is when someone really messes up while doing somthing simple.

Wow! Willie really beefed that shot.

by Ack February 1, 2005

BEEF CLIT

A hoe that gets smashed so much her clit is swollen outward

Gavin : let's smash
Haley : No me beef clit is sore

by Dr. BEEF September 8, 2018

Beef Curtains

Excess meat surrounding the external portion of the vagina. Oh fuck it, theyre just meat flaps.

See also: Meat fly catchers, strip steak butterflies, ham and cheese, meat on the taco, kermit the frog, gumby and occasionally used to sweep the floors by geraitrics with 2 inch beef clams. 2 inches from the ground.

by Leo. October 20, 2003

beefin'

to eat or eat very quickly, loudly or sloppy

my youngbull dontrelle is beefin' that cheesesteak

i heard him beefin' from over here

by Jaquan123321 August 12, 2009

roast beef dj

female masturbation.

i caught her doing the roast beef dj.

by nick May 21, 2008

Roast Beef Vagina

A term often used amongst cullinary circles, a roast beef vagina consists of taking the following ingredients:

1 Wide-Set Vagina
2 lb. of roast beef
1/2 cup of mashed potatoes
A pinch of camel toe
And one large helping of Mama's Homestyle Erotic Gravy

Insert the ingridents into your girlfriend/date/sister then mix well with your tongue.

"Pardon me, waiter, but do you happen to have Roast Beef Vagina on the menue?"
"No sir, the last man ate us out."

by Lord Foppington January 16, 2009