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butthole grabber

Someone who sneakily slips a hand, finger, or object into someone's anus and carefully grabs it
" Hey , get your finger out of my butt, you butthole grabber"
by Kaylaykay August 23, 2017
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California Butthole spice cake

The California butthole spice cake is a 3 person sex act where the males applies lemon juice vinegar and tajin on they penis. Then the female shoves cake batter in her asshole and is fucked by both men at once until it burns so bad that she contracts an uncurable anal disease. The cake is never made this is a form of torture.
Took that bitch to the motel six, she was hungry so i gave her dat good ol california butthole spice cake
by ContaminatedAfricanWaterhole January 19, 2020
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UBS (unstable butthole syndrome)

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.
Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
by Mjc1125 December 3, 2018
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butthole blitz

the art of deception where you plan to have vaginal sex however at the very last second you put it in the butthole & go for as long as you can.
last night we were gonna have sex than boom butthole blitz
by a tamborelli October 9, 2020
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butthole price

The price of a good or service that is equivalent to being forcefully raped in the ass because you could have paid a lot less else where.
I don't shop at dealerships, because they charge butthole prices.
by Wougits & Wisc May 8, 2016
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motorboating butthole

When you are tailgating someone so closely you could gargle with their exhaust pipe.
Christian was motorboating butthole so much on the freeway, im surprised he didnt wreck.
by anonymous January 27, 2025
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butthole pussy

When the taint is too short and the poopoo gets on the pussy.
" Damn! I pooped my pants and it got all up in my butthole pussy."
by Jefferey Suttbag April 15, 2021
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