burritosock

A condom

Or a dibedis foot

I am going to the corner store and buy a couple burritosocks

by Boom man May 29, 2016

Burrito Blunt

A blunt too massive for an average person to consume

Person A: "Damn dude, look at this fat ass Burrito Blunt!"
Person B: "Shit nigga"

by McWeave May 16, 2016

burrito bomb

it's when you eat 4 burritos while bouncing, then you throw up the next day.

oh shit ALi had a serious burrito bomb last night

by beckfromvictorious November 25, 2016

buritto bison

What your friend's girl calls you during sex

Screw me with your slong you buritto bison

by Shelovesrob December 5, 2016

Burritofile

A person who is only appetized by newborn or young burritos.

*At Chipotle*
(Person 1) "Wow look at that thing!"

(Person 2) "Yeah man, let that burritofile inside you come out."

by Gokufighther December 27, 2016

burrito sleve

A sexy sleve with a sexy burrito just sexy baby.

Oh ya burrito sleve, wet me.

by KimJongThedicktatior September 29, 2017

burrito monster

"A curly-haired IT professional with an insatiable appetite for burritos and dank memes

Who would win? Burrito Monster or 3 Bay City Bombers?

by Orophin_Px2 October 22, 2017