Basknutball

a fun party game where two men stand still and try to jerk off into each others bellybuttons, there are multiple things that make the game fun and exciting, like the cumshotclock, tipoff, etc. a straight way this game is called shoot around, you can pull out of a girl and surprise her with a quick nut in her bellybutton, a lonely way is called shooting practice where you nut in your own bellybutton, there are even professional leagues for basknutball such as the NBA (Nut in Bellybutton Association), its also how legendary basketball (not to be confused with basknutball) player for the Lakers Magic Johnson contracted HIV (AIDS)

Father: "hey son, there comes a time in every mans life where they want to explore their interests and as a good father, I want to show you a game me and your uncle jared used to play back before he got put in jail for touching your diddly"
Son: "sounds cool, what is it dad?"
Father: "well son the game is called Basknutball, it's a game where you-"
Son: "I play that at kindergarten all the time"
Father: "Oh shit, wanna play?"
Son: "fuck yea!!!"
*both family members proceed to whip out cocks and nut in each others belly buttons until dark*

by the mean peen December 11, 2020

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Baskimje

N A dreamy and super cool place which live Baskimidis family. Located near the tam tum with the monkeys.

-Where are you going?

-In the Baskimje

by Nantia November 20, 2021

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Bhasker

Someone who is smart, intelligent, strong, caring, loving, emotional. Someone who is larger than life. Bhasker would go out and rule the world one day. Bhasker is a very devoted son and husband. A very hardworking man. A man who works hard to gain knowledge in life who does not follow success but success follows him. He is passionate towards everything he does. He does not take "NO" for an answer. All in All Bhasker is what they call a complete 'MAN' and a true HUMAN.

1.) In life everybody should try hard to gain the immense knowledge of BHASKER.
2.) Live life like Bhasker.
3.)Work hard to be like Bhasker.

by OriginalBK November 23, 2021

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Brack Prague

A derogatory term for COVID-19. This term combines the term "Black Plague", which is a common moniker for the Bubonic Plague that swept across Europe during the Middle Ages, with the Asian stereotype of "Engrish" where the letters "l" and "r" swapped with each other in words in order to mock an Asian accent. Sometimes used by racists in reference to how COVID-19 originated in the city of Wuhan, China.

Alice: "I can't believe we're going into lockdown again. Despite the fact that most of us are fully vaccinated."

Bob: "Well, if it weren't for that chink who ate that bat, we would never have to deal with the Chinese Brack Prague at all."

Alice: "Wow, Bob! That was just racist! You should get some help!"

by HoneyBadger32 December 23, 2021

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Basketball Present

the term "Basketball-Present" was coined by Benjamin F. McMurry III, as a term used to describe a present that is given to someone else but ultimately meant for your self. - The term originated from a story in which the creator of the term (Benjamin F. McMurry) gave his father, (who was in no way affiliated with sports) a basketball for his Christmas gift. Ben's father of course had no use for the Basketball, so it inevitably returned back to him (Ben).

Person 1: "My art teacher Miss Claire bought a box of sharpies for her husband Carl as a birthday gift,

Person 2: "sounds like she gave him a basketball present"
Person 1: "Exactly!"

by RRM II December 24, 2021

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