tongue boxing

The act of aggressively licking a pair of testicles to the point where it looks like somebody boxing with a tiny punching bag.

Tongue boxing past tense..
Dude, Jessica went down on me last night and tongue boxed the shit of my cojones for like 30mins.

by Tboxed119 December 10, 2013

redneck bowling

running on ice and slideing into random objects to knock them down

i was redneck bowling last night

by Tater October 26, 2014

premature blowing

The act of destroying the vagina on a pregnant woman while the currently growing foetus jerks you off from the inside.

Oh yeah I got a premature blowing from my girl and our unborn son last night. He still has hold of my foreskin.

by Adam dankstorm December 29, 2018

Funny Boning

The act of putting your arm all the way to your elbow...or more specifically your funny bone..... inside any Orifice that will take an arm that far. For example..... anal funny boning is different then vaginal funny boning which is different then oral funny boning.

Guy 1: tell me why you got rid of your boxing speed bag, again?

Guy 2: Now that my wife can take my funny boning her vagina and butt hole at the same time.... my arms are too tired for any thing else

by LemmeF1ndOut October 7, 2021

trina boing zip-zap

Used in Latinoamerican English to describe that a really fat lady wants to destroy you during sex.

We had sex yesterday night, and I can't move, bloody trina boing zip-zap.

by susilacotorra January 31, 2022

trina boing zip-zap

Also in offensive Latinoamerican English, it is used to describe a really fat lady that can be compared as a walrus or a seal.

Look at that, she is trina boing zip-zap.

by susilacotorra January 31, 2022

gnawing and boning

Scarberian speak for: having sex. (Scaberia = the home of John Candy, The Barenaked Ladies, Jim Carrey and Mike Myers.)

(spoken like Otto in the Simpsons) - Yeah, like the party was awesome eh ! Every room had people gnawing and boning all over the place ...

by SuperDave January 17, 2008