coems blast 🤑

Basically cum blast but funny

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when I play roboboblox I do really coems blast 🤑

by The Italian-Romanian guy. August 2, 2023

Baja Blast

When you feed your GF as much taco bell and you can and let her shit on you after.

Bro I let my GF give me a baja blast last night.. life changing!

by leetleet666 September 23, 2023

Jail Blaster

After you humble a man (break his back and fuck him in the ass). You finish (reach orgasm) on his face. All while in prison.

The other day Tony was running his mouth. I had to hold him down and give him a jail blaster, so he knew was in charge

by Z.Arnold October 25, 2023

mountain-dew crawfish blast

The act of taking a crawfish and putting it in a 2 litter mountain-dew bottle shaking it up and letting the crawfish go into the sexual partners anus/vagina

My buthole hurts ever since i tried that mountain-dew crawfish blast.

by burrning asshole December 5, 2010

Chocolate fist blast

To get ones fist covered in fecal matter from rapidly pumping ones fist into an anal cavity other another person.

"Man Matt the rangers sure are chocolate fist blasting the Canadians right now"

by Cinnamonring May 17, 2014

Frozen Finger Blast

While riding a ski lift, you try to fingerblast your girl into an orgasm before you reach the top of the hill. Her vaginal liquids will freeze on ur finger creating a tasty popsicle when you get off the lift!

I was hungry so I just gave her a frozen finger blast and it held me over until dinner

by Ginger106615 February 7, 2017

doing a blast

When a bowel movement is so strong that fast moving, high-pressured fecal matter hits the water and some poop splashes back into your asshole.

"Fuck dude, I just did a blast in there"
"OMG Jennifer, I'm doing a blast in the bathroom right now please bring toilet paper"

by Beatbit February 23, 2017