Buttery Nipple Bitch Face

When a person attempts to be serious, but only succeeds in making such a fool of themselves everyone is left a bit nauseous

The politician attempted to state the case but only ended up delivering a buttery nipple bitch face

by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018

Eton College Bicycle

An advanced sex position invented by the boys of Eton College to compensate for the paucity of females, or complete lack of altogether. Not recommended for those without a background in yoga or gymnastics. The position: two men assume the crab position, foot to foot, with their heads facing in opposite directions. A third participant (of any gender) straddles one of the men, facing away from them, in a stood reverse cowgirl position. Bent over at the waist, this third participant can then access the other male's genitalia, which it is recommended they then service orally. Two chairs or stools can be used for back support, if necessary. It is rumoured that the rush of blood to the head caused by the crab position prolonged sexual activity and can induce euphoria.

"What's all that noise?"
"I reckon it's Benjamin and Bill attempting the Eton College Bicycle again."
"Do they have a girl this time, or are they just using a C blocker again?"
"Who knows."

by NotABromance March 5, 2018

BYE BROKE BITCH

When you're illiterate and can't process a logical argument so you retaliate with this without any intent on actually bowing out of the conversation because your big ego and low comprehension level cloud any sign of intelligence you may have

Person who passed the 3rd grade: points out a flaw that Isabella has/made in any articulate or borderline 5th grade level

Isabella: u mad, BYE BROKE BITCH

by Steakyboi July 29, 2018

busted ass bitch

1. Girl who has been ran through by the whole gang

2. Girl who's eyeliner is streaming down her face after choking on dick for an hour

Jane just sucked 50 cocks and now she looks like a busted ass bitch.

by SoloooooDolooooo November 6, 2018

piece of bitch

an insult

"mikes a piece of bitch"

by may-goose May 4, 2020

sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch

when someone looks like a sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch.

ian and ashley be lookin like a sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch

by sad fat ass March 15, 2019

mother fucker titty sucker two ball bitch!

This is how we said it at my (five) elementary schools in California, c. 1978-1985.

If some girl at recess was on MY monkey bar, or stole my Members Only jacket from the Lost & Found, or popped my water weenie, my best friend called her out like this and there could be a fight after school: “MOTHER FUCKER TITTY SUCKER TWO BALL BITCH! insert name, e.g. TINA MAMA’s IN THE KITCHEN COOKING RED HOT SHIT!”

by 2ballbitch January 14, 2022