Swedish baster

When you ejaculate into a turkey baster and insert your own sperm into your anus

Damn, kris fit all 16 units of the Swedish baster

by Swedish baster May 5, 2024

Grandmaster Baiter

The highest level that can be achieved in Jerkmate as of 2025.

I just reached the Grandmaster Baiter rank last night.

by Zeperzum February 8, 2025

Monkey Bater

Someone who is furiously masturbating and becomes stupid as a result. A term typically used by gooners to describe themselves when they’re too far gone.

I can’t stop masturbating! I’m such a mindless monkey bater!

by anoneumousse September 8, 2025

Bigot Baiter

A member of the LGBTQ community, typically Trans, who doesn’t look like what they transitioned to, so they can be misgendered and get people cancelled and publicly shamed.

That motherfucker is such a Bigot Baiter! How was I supposed to know thats supposed to be a dude?

by OneSpecificOliverSucks December 26, 2025

Driving the banter wagon

like 'hopping on the band wagon'.

-Apart from the desired person is driving the band wagon, i.e. leading the group.

-Further stretched to 'banter wagon'

(purely for the banter)

'oi...oi boys...im drivin this banter wagon straight to the kingy.'

'mate, pete is Driving the banter wagon ... and i like its destination!'

by Gravvers March 3, 2009

group me baiter

A person who incites riots on group texts, but pretends to be each persons friend in private.

He made a comment on the text that got everyone riled up, the dick is a group me baiter!

by itsayight January 28, 2015

king of banter

The most banterous bantermiester on the Earth.

Everybody knows who this is without needing to be told. It's like the Force. The King of Banter is the source of all banter. The dark side of banter may be strong, but the king of Banter is stronger.

Long live the King of Banter!

Mr Awesome Jones is the King of Banter.

by Snalbans Tinstle June 13, 2016