Wisconsin Bait 'n' Switch

The act of jerking off into an ice-fishing hole while pooping into a beer can.
We went out to the shack on the lake today, and we got so drunk that one of us pulled the ol' Wisconsin Bait 'n' Switch.

We were so ashamed.
by Thwacko September 13, 2010
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Pussy-Bait Post

A short, indescript post on a website like "facebook", "twitter", or what have you by a man meant to attract sympathy from the ditsy whores in their "friends list".
Collin: "Fuck this." <--(this is the Pussy-Bait Post)

Tits McGalahan: "awwww wats ronng??"
by Mythman93 August 09, 2012
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Neon Dave the Bait

Neon is a red substance that i am going 2 pretend is green and dave is a bait and/or fish pen, but dnt let him know, he has had enough heartache already.....
Green thing that swims in water
by maz L October 15, 2004
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Go to the Bait shop

Used as a euphemism for both male and female Masturbation. Origin: the use of "Fish" as a word for Female reproductive organs, and Fishing as a euphemism for having sex.
"I haven't gone fishing in a long time, So I decided it about was time to Go to the Bait Shop for a new fishing rod"
by Citrus! April 07, 2009
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Bait Ass Snake Ass

Used together, calling something or someone "Bait Ass Snake Ass" means that you will definitely be caught by someone in authority or something is about to go very wrong.
"Tony your eyes are so red were gonna get busted, f*cking bait ass snake ass"
by Kontrol October 26, 2014
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Still Looking Jail Bait 28

The thematic title to a particular person(s) 28th Birthday Party. Similar to when an individual reaches the age of 30, that occasion being dubbed "Dirty 30", this is for those individuals celebrating their 28th birthday, ESPECIALLY should they possess the character and aesthetics as a late-teen or early-twenty-something.
Hey dude, I heard it's your birthday.

Yeaah.

How old are you now?

28.

Nooo waaay, it's your Still Looking Jail Bait 28.

Yeaah.

Two mores years to the Dirty 30.

Yeaah (Le sad).
by Leo Pindar October 27, 2011
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