Badger Noses

Pointy, small, cone-shaped breasts resembling the nose of a badger.

"Dude, have you seen that chick on the HBO show, 'Girls?' She's got badger noses."

"Don't let your badger noses touch the pool water, trick!"

by Mr. MacB May 6, 2014

Bagel Jizz

when the cream cheese from the bagel you are eating gets in the corners of your mouth

co-worker: "You got some bagel jizz on your face"

by kopask January 18, 2015

Badger blues

A cocaine-induced come down. Based on the coke badger from "It's All Gone Pete Tong"

I spent the weekend doing nose candy in Ibiza, and now I have the badger blues.

by FrankieWilde February 24, 2015

Bagel sweats

After having a large, filling bagel, you feel so full and out of shape that you start to reevaluate your breakfast choice.

*leaving a bakery*
Jackson: Holy crap do I have the bagel sweats. Crank the A/C!

by Emleh June 5, 2015

badgerbater

Someone whom goes out in search of badgers and then helps them ejaculate via masterbational methods

John was a well known badgerbater and he has helped a number of badgers in the area reach ejaculation

by robjames December 7, 2015

badgerfish

a person of no good use and not well liked

He is a badgerfish.

by Reed_abook October 6, 2016

Bagel breakfast

When a group of businessmen get together under the guise of a "business breakfast" but in reality, they're actually just there to eat each other's booties like groceries.

"Hey man, you ready for the annual company bagel breakfast tomorrow?"

"Yeah man, I've been cleaning my bunghole nice and thoroughly just for the occasion."

by fantasticmcsplooge October 19, 2016