crab attack

another phrase for being attacked by a huge cock thats bent at a 48 degree angle.

"whoaaa! did you see that crab attack that cassie got last night! Damn that looked like it did some damage"

by Jimmy88927 April 11, 2008

Smacc Attacc

When the booty is too thick to slap so you need to take a great amount of force to the booty. this would cause a rippling affect which would make the female (or male) moan. Sometimes it can be used by hand or by genitals.

"That ass was so thicc, I had to use the Smacc Attacc"

by SuperSUCC November 13, 2017

Zach Attack

You motherfucker. You think you can define Zach Attack? That hard ass motherfucker will fuck your shit into the fourteenth dimension and back. How about this. He bites into a dorito loco taco and the eighty four women closest to him orgasm so hard their vaginas start vibrating. At this point, the dopamines literally start leaking out of their ears, nose and mouth, sometimes causing asphyxiation and/or divorce.

Fred: Oh god, i just read the description of Zach Attack on Urban dictionary!

Velma: yeah, thank heavens he does not like mexican food.

by Da F-in' Goat May 6, 2018

Personally attacked

to feel attacked on a personal level .

he said I ate one too many cookies and I felt “personally attacked”

by doodooflake123 December 20, 2018

syrian quack attack

when a syrian hobo takes out his rpg when he sees a duck and sticks it up the ducks vagina and pulls the trigger

syrian quack attack homo with a rpg

by hairy houdini March 17, 2014

Jack jack sack attack

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Angus:Hey Athur guess what

Athur:what
Angus:jack jack sack attack

Athur: shut up bean

by Angishangi January 14, 2020

Jack attack

To have cardiac arrest while masterbating.

My grandfather had a jack attack.

by Joe Blumkin March 2, 2007