Puss-anus

Pronounced: (Puss’ ar’ nuss)
A man having troubles with a bleeding anus, typically from haemorrhoids.

Boss i cant come into work today my Puss-anus is really bad.

by Aussiejoker July 19, 2024

Fuck Anus

an incompetent individual who causes a constant disturbance and/or inconvenience to a situation or another person.

"Does josh ever shut up!?"
"Seriously!, he's such a fuck anus"

by press sumn down February 27, 2024

Jiminy Anus

The art of having anal sex and then pouring the fluids in your partners ear.

“Hey Juan I did the Jiminy Anus with Mia the other day.”

“ Andrew what fuck!”

by Really Big Cheese January 31, 2025

Crayon Anus

When wiping won’t stop the reveal. It just keeps on writing. Coloring the paper.

My Crayon Anus refuses to tap out. The color just keeps on appearing.

by RickyPacific2 March 7, 2026

Chemical anus

The taste in your mouth when eating citrus immediately after drinking milk.

GD man, my mouth tastes like chemical anus.

by LBJPebs February 24, 2025

Star-anus

When you twist 3 penises into a Nordic braid for efficient and imminent insertion.

It took all three of the boys to give Jill a proper star-anus.
John, Larry and Dave played scissors paper rock to see who got middle row in the Star-anus.

by D-W-J July 13, 2025

roll of the anus

Similar to a roll of the dice. commonly used in reference to the anal production, or storage of, roofies.

I'm not sure if she will remember this night, its a bit of a roll of the anus.

by fecalToes May 8, 2014