Poor Dylan

Charlie brown like in nature. Always a chronic masturbater but never a ladies man.

I was waiting for Nicole to come over just strokin’ it but she never showed. Guess I’m just a Poor Dylan again.

by eric_h June 26, 2022

dylan nugget

god himself manifested into a chicken nugget

i wanna eat a dylan nugget rn

by eggwargg September 24, 2018

dylan reaney

an absolute baller

dylan reaney is so hot

by xbot1011 December 8, 2022

Dylan Nestor

Super sexy guy and has a monster cock

Have you seen Dylan Nestor
Yeah monster cock dude

by Monster coco March 17, 2021

dylan bayer

A guy who is extremely popular and gets all the girls and has a lot of friends and there is only one person that hates him his brother

Dylan Bayer extremely cute and cool he is like the best kid ever.

by Dill with it February 24, 2017

Dylan O’brien

The definition of perfection is Dylan O’brien. He once said that nobody’s perfect, but he is. I don’t think I need to say much on the manner. Just look him up and you’ll understand what I mean.

Friend 1: Did you hear that Dylan O’brien won “Favorite Actor of 2020”?

Friend 2: Yeah, dude, that man is perfection!

by behave_dylanobrien March 20, 2021

Dylan Detwiler

Dylan is known for having a weak immune system coupled with weak feet. Went from covid to calased big toe in a 1 week period. Ultimately equaling two paid vacations for being a bitch. Member of a prestigious SOU team however taken out so easily due to a minor toe infection.

Dylan Detwiler I can't put on my boots, theirs puss on my toe

by Bringeroftruth063021 August 16, 2021