Winternet

when your internet slow af / keeps cutting out during winter.

Jake: Yo FUCK this winternet gang 💔

by can't get any 𝓓𝓐ℳ𝓢𝓔ℒ𝓢 January 13, 2026

Groundhog Winter

The antonym of "Indian Summer": the last surprise phase of winter, often accompanied by a freeze or snowfall. Usually takes place after the first bloom of spring flowers.

I was about to wax the skis and pack away the gear, but Groundhog Winter hit bringing 10 inches of fresh and we're getting a bonus weekend out on the mountain.

by Duck Lewis April 13, 2011

brown Winter in your asshole

The act of having dandruff and shit covered in your asshole.

Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?

Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.

by A jewish ostrich October 31, 2011

clunge wafter

to either smell or seek the smell of a vagina

she wafted her clunge, that man is a clunge wafter

by brendabusty December 28, 2014

Carmel Winter

noun; informal
noun: Carmel; plural noun: Carmels

A person or thing that has a depressing or dispiriting effect, often relating to a refusal to take part in the consumption of the alcoholic beverage beer.

"Hurry up and drink your beer you wank stain, you're being such a Carmel Winter."

by WELL May 15, 2015

Misty Winter

The act of urinating into someones rectum on a cold day, and them farting it out all over the room

"i gave my girfriend a misty winter last night"

by penaltube June 14, 2015

Vintage Winter Blanket

Classification of a mature man used by a younger woman for the purpose of amorous entertainment during the winter months. Also known as a VWB.

She couldn't survive the cold night's of February without her vintage winter blanket.

by The Osirus September 14, 2016