bologna winged ham sandwich

Pussy lips. Term used to describe a large labia. Usually associated with a swollen clit. Many women are born with this feature. A very common condition among European women. Word derived from its resemblance to cut Fried Bologna, which is an urban ghetto treat for poor households who cant afford other types of meat. Ham Sandwich from its resemblance to both types of meat sticking out of a bun.

Chrissy had huge pussy lips, that resembled a bologna winged ham sandwich.

bologna winged ham sandwich by Dz Nutz January 16, 2004

Winnet picker 

A person who picks small dried peices of poo from their anal beard

Oh, no! I have winnets tied up in my bum fluff, I will have to look in the yellow pages for a winnet picker.

Winnet picker by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003

Winter wife 

A female who unwittingly enters into a part-time relationship during the coldest season of the year, as drinking establishments close early and opportunities for casual sex become less available yet prohibitively more expensive, merely to satisfy someone's basic needs. The most contemptuous type of relationship in which a boy whispers sweet-nothings into a girls ear before disappearing for several days without explanation, bringing gifts, slowly objectifying her, treating her as a human condom, eventually terminating the affair when the weather improves or when he has found a suitable replacement.

Distinctive pattern of a winter wife:

- (Autumn equinox)
- Boy snares girl
- Boy invites girl to residence for sex
- (moment of climax)
- Boy turns on Sports channel
- Girl gets bored and goes home
- Boy smiles
- (Spring equinox)
- Boy ends relationship, goes nightclubbing

Winter wife by Tracymuller December 24, 2012

Windrammer

A mythical wind goat which is the Narnian god of fertility.

Ma all the gods of furious strong be with you as you crunch your opponents, and live like a windrammer as you fuck.

Windrammer by Blarg132 April 29, 2012

Windows 8 

Design over usability, by design.

Microsoft Store Salesperson: You'd like this Sony Vaio notebook, sir?
Computer Buyer: Yes. Core i5, 8 gigs of RAM, sounds really nice.
Salesperson: It also come with Windows 8. On Windows 8 you'll have access to hundreds of new "apps". It's really great.
Buyer: Oh, I don't want that. I just want to use iTunes and Firefox.
Salesperson: You can do that on Windows 8, sir. Just click on the "Desktop" icon.
Buyer: *playing around with the store model* Oh, okay, well.... wa... where is the Start Menu?
Salesperson: It was replaced with the new Start Screen. There you have access to all of your applications, just like the old Start Menu.
Buyer: Alright, well, how do I go to the Control Panel?
Salesperson: It's really easy. All you do is right-click the desktop and choose Screen Resolution, and then just click a few other categories and you'll find it. To change the Start Screen applications and personalization you just use its own control panel in the Start Screen.
Buyer: ...Is this notebook compatible with Windows XP?
Salesperson: (mentally) *FFFFUUUUUUUU*

Windows 8 by trwitter October 24, 2012

Winter 2.0 

Sping time in Toronto, Canada

Yay Winter is over now all thats left is Winter 2.0 and then Summer!

Winter 2.0 by ColdNfedup May 12, 2010

oprah winfrey 

One of the lizard people secretly scheming to re-enslave humanity.

Oprah Winfrey will disembowel you if you reveal its true identity.

oprah winfrey by TastyNuclearWaste December 11, 2015