An Italian Car Wash is when you strip your partner naked and rub them down with spices and dressing. You proceed to ejaculate, shit, piss, and puke on them. You proceed to shave and rub your balls on their face effectively covering them in your pubic hair. You then rape them and tie them up. You then proceed to tie them to a cinder block and throw them in a river and cum on their watery grave. You do this while recording it and send it to their parents on Christmas.
by Indian Alladin December 19, 2020
Get the Italian Car Washmug. by TheDonkeyBomber June 3, 2018
Get the Satan's Car Washmug. Taking a bottle of top shelf whiskey, shoving it inside your partners anus and unload the entire bottle. Now take cubes of cheddar and pop them in the brisket pipe and let it brew. By now your partner is drunk as f*ck releasing the cheese dip from the cob hole for you to enjoy.
Baby, I know it’s almost dinner but I sure could go for some of that Wisconsin whiskey wash right now.
by Jeff October 23, 2020
Get the Wisconsin whiskey washmug. by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016
Get the washing machine failmug. Wow, that girls going to be having a gender reveal party soon... he sure did pressure wash the ovaries big time!
by The legend! June 17, 2021
Get the pressure wash the ovariesmug. by theranger February 20, 2011
Get the Super Wash 18mug. by Big Board July 28, 2021
Get the Tik-Tok Washedmug.