Wailing Woman 

A mystical woman who appears on very few occasions, executed when a man tucks his dick in the Fruit Basket position giving the audience a frontal view, appearing the mystical figure

Dude, I was at Joe's house yesterday and I saw a Wailing Woman!

Wailing Woman by anal fisting October 13, 2008

Wailfail 

To fail while using Frank the whale.
Originated from popular online game, Gunbound.

OMG WAILFAIL AGAIN.
FFS STOP WAILFAILING.

Wailfail by buttermuffins May 13, 2009

waitment 

A scheduled pause time between songs, but could also apply to phone calls.

I just adjusted the waitment on my music player to 5 seconds.

During the commercial free hour on the radio, I think they adjust the waitment longer.

I wish my manager would adjust the waitment between phone calls to be longer than 5 seconds, since I'm never ready for the next call.

I've noticed that when I hang up my cell phone, there is a 5 second waitment before my next call comes through.

waitment by lainerub January 16, 2011

Waistband Shorty 

Noun - The name given to a person who insists on wearing their pants way too high on their torso, and uses a belt to keep them at that level.

Waistband Shorty's pants were pulled up almost to her neck today.

Waistband Shorty by shelbsassy February 21, 2011

WAIYIN 

Noun
1. The spirit, confidence, motivation, and composure of a person of surpassing integrity, intelligence, and beauty.
2. A person of surpassing beauty or quality, esp. integrity, intelligence.

While sometimes depressed that waiyin could never be oppressed.

WAIYIN by dctdhmtp February 27, 2011

Waiter-Envy 

When your at a restaurant and your waiter is enthusiastic & super nice and you feel extra special, only to see that he does the same thing to the people at the table next to you.

Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!

You: Thank you!

(Waiter goes to the next table)

Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!

You: Damn i have such Waiter-Envy he totally played me.

Waiter-Envy by 1995isthetime November 25, 2011

waitrasaurus 

The old school waitress with the "big hair" look whom one always finds working at the "Waffle House"

OH my god! Check out that waitrasaurus pouring that dudes coffee. Here hair`s gotta be at least two foot up there.

waitrasaurus by nootyroo January 5, 2012