Utica

A poorly run town full of Citybillies in upstate NY where corruption and incompetence rule.
They can only talk about the mediocre local foods.

Uticans are desperate to pretend they're "up and coming" and will soon be "on the map!"

They live in the past because there is no future there.

"Wanna go to Utica bro?"

"I'd rather find a drug rehab and shove my head in the sharpies bin!"

by Boomer3332 June 13, 2020

UTFM

"UTFM" or "Up the Fuckin Murray" is a gang like association of Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islanders. Although well known amongst the Ipswich, Australia area, the criminal activities of the organization are not well documented. Some notable achievements of the group include tagging in and around the heart of Ipswich and Hijacking a train to use as podium to educate the passengers on their colloquial, indigenous musical stylings. The group has been known to use makeshift weapons such as bottles and “trolley bars” to fend off or attack any opponent that they assume they can defeat.

turn this mutha-fukin train round bitch, UTFM represent!

by the hole above ground October 23, 2007

my uterus hurts

a not-so-sneaky way of saying that you are on your rag or riding the crimson tide. it is also a warning sign for men that they should either get away from the girl saying that her uterus hurts or kiss her ass and bring her comfort food. :-)

Guy: "Hey, what's wrong, are you sick or something?"

Girl: "I'm not sick, it's just that my uterus hurts!!!!!"

Guy: Thinking *maybe I should have walked away 5 minutes ago... fuck me... it's too late now.... oh well...*

Still Guy: "Hey, I have this Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, I love Reese's... But I know you like them too... You need it more than I do, for both our sakes..." *Guy hands Girl the Reese's*

Girl: "Thanx." *Gobbles up the chocolate!* "But you still need to FUCK OFF!!!!"

by Lindy Lou February 19, 2009

man utd

the best football team in europe with lots of songs like we are the pride of all europe the cock of the north we hate the scousers the cockneys of course and leeds they won the treble in 1999 nd might in 2007

jack:Arsenal are the best
Aaron: no they arent man utd rule

by Fumas May 11, 2007

Utica

City in upstate new york. Hollllaaaa ..... Close to the mountains. Also called the second chance city b/c of the large refugee population; bosnian somalian iraqi. Split into four parts north utica is white, west utica is black, east utica is bosnian and off the boat italians. Lots of polish. All it got is redic foods and a large drug problem. Crack addicts have taken over! Corn Hill is known for prostitutes and dirty run down crack houses. Not the safest place to be at night, taken a turn for the worse. only famous person to come out of Utica is "i love Ny".

Lets go to utica.

by hollaaa123445 June 4, 2009

Utes

The mascot for the University of Utah. Huge rival of BYU even though it isn't much of a rivalry because the Utes win every time. Where you can get a REAL education in Utah, unlike the team down south (BYU) where it is just a place to meet your husband. The original BCS Busters.

The Utes really kicked BYU's ass in football.

by Lins72 July 10, 2009

UTAS

The University of Tasmania (UTAS) is an international university working out of Tasmania. The University was founded by an Act of the Tasmanian Parliament on 1 January 1890.

As the fourth oldest university in Australia, UTAS are an original 'sandstone' university.

by Flyfish2 December 30, 2010