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Ur Mom

A Wonderful choice of words when answering a question.
Someone: who do you like?

Y/N: ur mom
by Yoshi_905050 May 10, 2022
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ur mom a cactus

The worst insult ever known to mankind. It means that someone is not only a prick, they're the whole cactus. This extremely offensive word was believed to have originated in the Medieval ages or before that. It is the worst insult ever. 'ur mom a cactus' is even worse than 'ur mom gay', 'ur papa a nazi', 'ur gran gran a trans man', 'ur dad a lesbian', 'ur cousin a muffin' and the N word. It is not a bad as 'ur mom trans' and 'ur papi nazi'. This word is also worse than 'Karen'.
Karen: Why did you block me? Ur mom gay.

Donna: Ur mom a cactus.

Karen: That hurts.

Donna: Just avoid ur mom and you'll be fine.

Karen: I'm gay.

Donna: Yes.
by Pigeon girl June 22, 2020
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ur mom

Person 1: Watcha doing tonight?

Person 2: UR MOM

Person 3: get ROASTED MY DUDE

Person 4: Well uhhh…. UR MOM

Person 5: where are u heading after school?

Person 6: ur moms house

Person 5: Why?

Person 6: cause…ur mon
by backnandeggs_ April 30, 2022
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ur mom

by fghfhfh March 15, 2022
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ur mom

who i slept with tonight. (shes really fat too)
person 1: i fucked ur mom tonight!
person 2: wait what!?
by Flatfuzz December 14, 2020
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Ur mom

Ur mom is like a come back to make someone mad or sad for example
Person A:I loved my date yesterday🥰
Person B:well I did ur mom yesterday😫
by Iwannabedead December 28, 2021
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Ur mom

Sometimes a funny joke sometimes not depends when you say it
Friend:who did you sleep with last night
You:ur mom
by Ur mom hahahaha 69XD December 9, 2021
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