“ur mom” is a phrase that elementary and middle school kids use. they think its soo funny to use it but its really not
by itzzakaren_____ December 10, 2019
Get the ur mommug. A person: Haha loser ur mom!11!!!!!!
Me(an aplha mail): my wife X3 RawR nyaw!!!11! teeheee XDDDD get rec ked fuck u
Me(an aplha mail): my wife X3 RawR nyaw!!!11! teeheee XDDDD get rec ked fuck u
by leg-eaters July 7, 2022
Get the ur mommug. My preesentation of UR MOM (UR MOTHER)
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
by Cloaker September 16, 2021
Get the Ur mommug. Me : ur fat bruv
Jerry: we ain’t fat!!
Bob: I know, your fat!!
Me: ur as fat as ur mom
Bob + Jerry : Fuck!!
Jerry: we ain’t fat!!
Bob: I know, your fat!!
Me: ur as fat as ur mom
Bob + Jerry : Fuck!!
by FaZe N1NJ4 July 8, 2019
Get the Ur mommug. 
BILLY: hey tom is ur mom gay?
Tom: no she isnt
Billy: does she like men?
Tom: yes???
Billy: then she is gay
Tom: no she isnt
Billy: does she like men?
Tom: yes???
Billy: then she is gay
by srouser tickler May 3, 2022
Get the ur mommug.