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twat swat

when one woman prevents another woman from getting sex, action, etc. similar to a cock block.
"Even though Amy and Vanessa both had their eye on David all night, Vanessa pulled the TWAT SWAT and ended up taking him home..."
by Cashmere Hardy July 4, 2014
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shit-twat

A female shithead. Tends to follow fashionable forms of nonsensical claptrap such as Oprah, psychics, astrology, etc. Often can be heard making statements implying the order of the universe is predetermined.
Jen always relates things to the Law of Attraction. She's quite a shit-twat.
by Ivan Otteronmi February 9, 2012
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twat beat

twat beat: (twat beating).
'When the dominant of two females agressively slaps (hits hard, beats) her vagina (pussy, twat) on the other felmale's vagina to inflict pain, discomfort and/or damage.'

See also: I'm a bad bitch.
"I'm so mad at her, I would 'twat beat' the shit out of her!"
by I'm a bad bitch March 11, 2014
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Gargle Twat

A whore with meth mouth that's been awake for 6 days and hasn't washed her pussy so she had to make her pussy gargle Listerine to remove the smell of all the cum she accumulated in those 6 days
Bridgette had to make her pussy gargle Twat because all the loads of cum she took this week. Not 1 dude pulled out!
by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN November 28, 2022
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Twat hour

1. The hour of the day known as Rush-hour when there are an awful lot of people driving like bastards and nearly running you off the road.

2. the hour following the Weekend pub-crawl when all the students / drunkards / louts / ne'er-do-wells are completely twatted and getting rowdy in the streets.
1. Oh Fuck, we're 20 miles from home and we've hit Twat Hour. This guy's driving up my arse, the wanker.

2. Look at all those pissed students stumbling out of the Red Lion. Looks like something's about to kick off. Must be Twat Hour.
by Bastard child of Nicky October 7, 2008
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Twat Opossum

a twat that loooks so f*ed up that it looks like a opossum

also used as an insult
hey, fred!

Hey twat opossum
by aj wellman February 22, 2010
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twat cane

The standard male penis or one that has a deviating angle towards the head.
She always has extraordinary orgasms due to her husband’s genetically perfect twat cane.
by Koeito August 2, 2023
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