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flacid tube

When your cock is flacid but hard enought to be half stiff like a cardboard tube for paper towels
Dude i got a flacid tube in my pants
by Jack niclox May 2, 2014
mugGet the flacid tubemug.

Flesh tube thimmy

Slang for taking a thumb in the bum, maybe even more depending on your preference.
Person 1: Hey bud, you look like life just gave you a solid flesh tube thimmy.
Person 2: I swear to you man life has rightfully fucked my own week.
by Tfyoulookingat June 30, 2021
mugGet the Flesh tube thimmymug.

Smartie Tube

The name given to a large boned person whom wears a long coat, typically worn by someone in the drug industry, that doesn't suit them.
Have you seen that person over there? They're a smartie tube.

What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.

Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.
by Darkuhole January 9, 2014
mugGet the Smartie Tubemug.

flow tube

yo did you check out my flow tube??
by soto capo October 17, 2008
mugGet the flow tubemug.

Tube

South African slang word common amongst Indian teenagers. This is the name given to a personal assistant similar to a House Elf. These lesser individual's sole existence is to follow your every command in order to remain some what relevant. Tubes may serve a master by choice but it is very common to find a tube that has been made a tube by force.

Tubes may carry out multiple tasks such as:

Buying and delivering food

Providing master with homework answers

And many more mundane tasks
I want a powerade but I'm too tired to walk.

Dude, just send your tube
by Dhivahn Moodley November 20, 2018
mugGet the Tubemug.

toothpaste tubing

Toothpaste Tubing is the act of pinching the base of your penis after ejaculating and guiding the semen up and out your urethra
After my wank, i was toothpaste tubing the rest and it all came out yellow
by ChazzaGrazza May 5, 2024
mugGet the toothpaste tubingmug.

Taiwan Tube Pull

When your strapped down to a chair and one end of string is tied to your balls with the other end tied to a door handle for someone to slam shut.
Dude Kevin was so pissed at Eric he gave him a Taiwan Tube Pull.
by Stealthbushido May 18, 2015
mugGet the Taiwan Tube Pullmug.

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