by Jack niclox May 2, 2014

Person 1: Hey bud, you look like life just gave you a solid flesh tube thimmy.
Person 2: I swear to you man life has rightfully fucked my own week.
Person 2: I swear to you man life has rightfully fucked my own week.
by Tfyoulookingat June 30, 2021

The name given to a large boned person whom wears a long coat, typically worn by someone in the drug industry, that doesn't suit them.
Have you seen that person over there? They're a smartie tube.
What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.
Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.
What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.
Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.
by Darkuhole January 9, 2014

by soto capo October 17, 2008

South African slang word common amongst Indian teenagers. This is the name given to a personal assistant similar to a House Elf. These lesser individual's sole existence is to follow your every command in order to remain some what relevant. Tubes may serve a master by choice but it is very common to find a tube that has been made a tube by force.
Tubes may carry out multiple tasks such as:
Buying and delivering food
Providing master with homework answers
And many more mundane tasks
Tubes may carry out multiple tasks such as:
Buying and delivering food
Providing master with homework answers
And many more mundane tasks
by Dhivahn Moodley November 20, 2018

Toothpaste Tubing is the act of pinching the base of your penis after ejaculating and guiding the semen up and out your urethra
by ChazzaGrazza May 5, 2024

When your strapped down to a chair and one end of string is tied to your balls with the other end tied to a door handle for someone to slam shut.
by Stealthbushido May 18, 2015
