transmuters

Transmuters are boots designed by shoe designer Terry deHavilland. They are knee high, made of leather with 5 straps on either boot. They have a 5" heel and 3" platform and are usually black or white {Though the white ones are more expensive}. The unique thing about these boots is that you can buy extra panels for them and customise them {Which is where the name 'transmuter' comes from, the panels can be rubber spikes or tendrils, UV Panels, Chrome panels or chrome with spikes. Gene Simmons from Kiss was the first man to own a pair, and Marilyn Manson also owns a pair. These were the first boots i ever fell in love with. Alternative people, such as 'gothic', 'cyber' and 'candies' tend to wear them. They are *Rather* Expensive ranging from £60 - £160 for just the boots and £15 - £55 for the panels. Companies that mak the panels include Couch and Prohibition Pussy.

Louis: Megs getting some transmuters soon
Me: *Eye twitches*....*envy*...*Plans to steal*...Grr

by Static_Alice December 28, 2004

Google translate

Can be used for homework or finding out languages but repetitively typing two letters then a space exampl qw ) will get you some creepy ass shit

Mike: Google translate is odd dude

Joe: I know right

by A unknown user April 22, 2018

Toledo cunt transfer

The act of transferring a miserable, lazy, incompetent cunt from Toledo to another branch to wreak havoc there instead. Inevitably, the Toledo cunt lives like an office nomad as she will never be accepted by the other classier, respectable women in the office; hence perpetuating the Toledo cunt transfer cycle.

Another variation known as "Toledo cunt swap" is when there are multiple cunts from Toledo creating skank whore problems in multiple branches. In vain hope of solving the problem, instead of simply firing these hostile cunts, they simply swap them out to see if they can hack it at the opposite branch. This will also cycle in perpetuity because you can't just fire someone for being a cunt from Toledo.

Woman: "Jesus! Is that cunt really taking another cigarette break?"
Woman #2: "Yeah, but don't sweat it- word is- it's the old Toledo cunt transfer for her ass next week anyway."

by HeroHandy May 4, 2019

Google Translate

The default translator for all foreign language classes' homework assignments.

Mike: Dude, how did you know how to say that so perfectly in your Spanish essay?
Derek: I just used Google Translate.

by ante_fehj_ September 17, 2013

Transdeuce

When "dropping a deuce" on an international flight.

While I was on my way to England from the U.S., the airport cafe food was slowly making its way down my intestinal tract. As a result, I dropped a transdeuce in the airplane toilet.

by Pablo Gee August 26, 2005

transextitute

A transexual prostitute. A person who has undergone a sex change operation and is also a prostitute. A Transexual that sells their body for cash.

That was the most convincing transextitute I could get for the least amount of cash.

by djclintonk May 1, 2010

Transgendo

A joke that uses both gender's reproductive organs in the same sentence.

I'm not a dick, you're just too pussy to handle it. That sentence is a transgendo.

by penny4urdollar August 18, 2012